Clam Sayton
I dont know about you but im feeling 22.
Normally drunk, basically perfect. I think im funny.

spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent


abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour)


thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 


theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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(Source: amoying)